My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing. We were interrupted by this..
IM CRYINGGG THIS IS WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY ALL SING THEIR PARTS IN MY OPINION OMG I CANT BREATHE
ISNT THIS FROM SHREK
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY SING ALL THEIR PARTS AT THE SAME TIME OMG
its from sherlock im fucking losing it omGh
HOLY SHITTHE GUY WHO SNEEZES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".